riffle
stands for roommates for life. rfl, the is pr-nounced riffle. usually is synoymous with “best friends.” can also be used to distinguish a satisfactory living arrangement.
i’m living with my riffle next year, of course.
how an old man pr-nounces rifle
old man: hey kid have you ever shot a riffle
kid: have you ever got laid
riffle is a type of card shuffle which is done by separating cards into two halves and interleaving them.
you can’t get a job in vegas if you can’t riffle shuffle.
shuffling poker chips into a stack with one hand.
poker players usually riffle their poker chips while waiting for their turn to play.
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