rig horny
you’ve spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-sh-r- rig surrounded by undesirables, you’ve self serviced this entire time and you can’t stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh… my… f-cking god…. you erupted all over the room, there’s a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that’s what happens when you’re rig h-rny.
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