Rigamortis
what happens when you peep in the girls locker room.
stewie: it appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
the event in which an external stimulus causing one’s s-xual organ to stiffen to erection. caused by a lack of atp, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your p-n-s muscle.
woaahh… ted did you see that girls cleavage? it gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
(adj.) a word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surp-ssed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.
(adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one’s body tensing and hardening after death
adj. something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression
i am feeling so rig today, because i still live with my rigamortis parents. i just want to cry and eat some riggy pudding.
my job is so rigamortis that i’d rather work at red lobster.
a condition that does not replace v–gr-.
even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.
a dead mans alternative to v–gr-
the corpses has gone through rigamortis.
top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon
will look mate…. that girl has a tight rig…….
yes mate rigamortis
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