Rik Waller
a fat rotund pop idol star. was not put into the “playstation” game of pop idol, due to he would take up to much graphical sp-ce on the memory.
erm, i dunno….
fat b-st-rd -sshole that first “filled” the screen on the 1st series of pop idol. he was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on celebrity fit club, where he would cry like a little f-ggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.
seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in z list celebrity.
rik, your not big boned, your just fat.
ahahahaha h-llo everybody!!!!! i r teh rik wallar!!!!! today im going to sing my latest cover song!!!!!!! -coughs up lung- oh wtf!!!!! haxed!!!! my perfomance is haxed!!!!!!! i want compensation!!!!!!! and a some mars bars!!!!!
3 years later….
ahaha h-llo!!!!!!! today im on the new channel 5 show with all the reality show rejects!!!!! ahaha -hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed- yay!!!!!!!! -eats 3000 mars bars- im a pretty boy!!!! mommy loves me very much!!!!! shame i ate her!!!!!
a porkey person.often used to insult big boned people
‘ye mum’
‘shut your -ssmouth rik waller!’
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