Rikers’
verb- to riker – to pose inappropriately close to a person sat down with your crotch as close to that persons face as possible
did you just see that guy riker her in the ear
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a kind and intelligent male, usually handsome and in his mid thirties, who makes s-xual advances on every attractive woman he comes across, regardless of political, planetary, or potentialy alienistic consequenses.
guy1: hey, did you hear about what jim did with joan last night?
guy2: ya, i heard he pulled a riker on her.
rikers’ island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the nyc metro area for 70 years. it is located north of queens.
usually, you won’t go to rikers’ unless you get charged with a felony.
riker: noun: an under 35 year-old hipster with a beard.
derived from the beard worn by willaim riker, 1st officer on the starship enterprise.
dude, i never would have suspected that daniel bejar was a riler, ’til i saw him on the cover of fader.
dude, i’m so sick of these riker’s on mysp-ce asking me to be friends with their sh-tty experimental bands. gawd.
a prison on an island off new york in which all of the criminals and thugz go to and a place that many rap artists have went or some claimed to have went.
over zealous cop: your gonna be spending the rest of your life in rikers.
(pr-nounced ri’-ker): n: an under 35 year-old male with dark hair and a beard.
have you seen jake gyllenhaal lately? he’s totally gone riker!!!
the former lieutenant-commander of the u.s.s. enterprise, and now captain of the u.s.s. t-tan, riker served under jean-luc picard for many years. he is very unorthodox, and is married to deanna troi.
jean-luc picard: i’ve just been paid a visit from q.
william t. riker: q? any idea what he’s up to?
jean-luc picard: he wants to do something nice for me.
riker nods
william t. riker: i’ll alert the crew.
(verb) to successfully or unsuccessfully attempt to mate with a female you just met.
“he rikered the h-ll out of that.” – wil wheaton
“he totally rikered her man!” – levar burton
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