Rikesh Patel
extremely fit guy. most popular guy in the year, total jock but also sh-t at work. smells great too, but turns out he’s gay.
person #1: omg it’s rikesh patel! so fit!
person #2: (thoughts: b-tch he’s mine)
person #3: he’s gay, can’t believe 😮
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