rim cheese

the build up of dead skin caused by being unclean and not washing the rim of the p-n-s. has a look of cottage cheese but with the smell of a two week dead old badger.

you can tell if a gentleman’s ‘rim cheese’ is getting out of hand by the way he will scratch the area in an unmanly manner. the resulting effect of this, will be a further build up of the ‘cheese’

the only cure for the build up of ‘rim cheese’ is to fully wash the p-n-s in warm soapy water.
a drunk tramp who has p-ssed out drinking too much cider is a great opportunity to get yourself acquainted with ‘rim cheese’ if you haven’t seen it before. although make sure he is asleep as many a ‘rim cheese’ collector has fallen victim to the embarr-ssing ranting of an ungodly fallen fellow with his pants around his ankles.

bob gobbles – rim cheese collector

‘my g-d man never have i seen a rim so full of cheese’
crud found around the rim of an uncirc-msised p-n-s
before bris (jewish ceromony for circ-mcision) the rabbi had to clean the child of his rim cheese
1) one who is slovenly and slow on the uptake. 2) a calcified growth made of urine, fecal matter, mold, skin cells, vomitus, and hair which clings to the underside or edge of one’s toilet bowl and/or toilet seat.
1) ardeth was being such a rimcheese at the party that weldon decided he’d conveniently “forget” to give her an invite to the next one. 2)the maid shrieked in horror when confronted with the stalagt-te-like rimcheese on her new client’s commode.
rim cheese is not male sm-gm-. nor do male babies or children produce sm-gm-. rim cheese is female sm-gm- at and around the l-b– minora and l-b– majora that have oozed out of the v-g-n- and under the hood of the cl-toris.

females produce far more sm-gm- that intact males produce.
american women produce more rim cheese on their v-lv-s than uncirc-mcised european, latino and asian men generate under their foreskins.

a yeast infection in a woman’s v-g-n-.
has i was going down on my girlfriend i noticed the rim cheese around her v-g-n-.
the ring shape build up in a toilet where the water meets the air.
you have a alot of rim cheese in your toilet.