rim shart
a type of shart. (when one tries to fart and also sh-ts.) this one only hits the rim on the -n-s. you can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.
dude, i sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! whew!
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