Rimjob Ninja
a peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sungl-sses sporting a finely manicured mustache. this man prides himself by giving world cl-ss rimjob’s to unsuspecting lovers or foes. like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. his tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. he also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. the rimjob ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.
after meeting kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and i grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient b-tterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the rimjob ninja.
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