rimming the future
to manipulate the events in the present or to redefine the past with the goal of achieving a particular desired future.
person 1: “dude, your economics degree seems so boring. why do you even bother?”
person 2: “bro, i’m just r-mm-ng the future”
person 1: “why do us history books put an emphasis on the us involvement in wwii as if they won the war when russia actually did?”
person 2: “they were just r-mm-ng the future”
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