Ring Sizing
when preparing for -n-l s-x, the performing partner will begin with the insertion of the pinky finger into the -n-s, gradually changing fingers and increasing size at the same time.
“i want to be there when he is done banging her to give him a drunken high five.”
“be careful man, he might have sh-t on his hands!!”
“how so?”
“i hear he is a fan of ring sizing”
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