Ringle
shortening of the phrase “reason i’m single.” used to describe reasons why an awesome single girl thinks she can’t get a boyfriend.
i puked while giving him a bl-wj-b…ringle.
woke up with an empty bag of doritos and a hunk of cheese in my bed…ringle.
he saw my tivo of all the nora roberts lifetime movies…ringle.
choosing taco c over the guy in the bar…ringle.
a combination of “ringing” and “strangling” someone or something with a large amount of pressure.
tilo says : i hate roosters in the morning, i’m gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.
wakkawakkawakka – holy sh-t! poor roosters!
the extreme feeling of discomfort caused by a third party doing something embarr-ssing – also know as vicarious embarr-ssment. symptoms may include, sudden and uncontrollable rectal tightening, wincing, premature -j-c-l-t–n, and liver failure.
every time sara opens her dumb f-cking mouth in public i get the ringles.
a cellphone’s musical ring tone, esp. an annoying one.
“jim left his cellphone on his desk, and its d-mn ringle distracted me all afternoon.”
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