ringside seat
to be on the brink of needing a poo
i have to go, marian, i have ringside seats.
(n.) a position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. etymology is obviously boxing
related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat]
me an’ my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don’t get out of my sight, b-tch.
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