Ringtone Symphony
when an event or disaster occurs that is of sufficient magnitude and general interest that everyone must get on the phone and tell everyone about it – what occurs in a public place is a ringtone symphony. you are sitting in a restaurant or concert and every phone in the place goes off all at once.
last time there was an earthquake in sf, i was sitting in the restaurant when all f a sudden there was a ringtone symphony.
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