Rio Risner
pr-nounced: ree oh rise ner
a person with emmense strength.
1. in resident evil 4, in the “mercernaries” mini-game, in the water world level, the huge man with the two chainsaws chained together is a rio risner.
2. if a person working on upper body strength is confronted by another person for any reason, the following conversation may occur:
person working out: “man-arms!!!!”
other person: “rio risner!!!!”
pwo: “rio smash!!!!!!!”
both simultaneously: “erg!!!!!!!”
3. fact: rio risner is the true reason for the sinking of the t-tanic. he was doing laps in the atlantic ocean and swam straight through it.
4. if caught in a mosh pit with a rio risner, you’re pretty much done for.
Read Also:
- rit up
a colloquialism common to western pennsylvania. it means to clean up or straighten up. ” johnny, rit up your room!”
- Riverside Military Academy
a military school in north georgia. after spending two and a half years there… i’d say its really a place for stuck up f-ggots and the people sent there to live with them. also known as rma or “ram my -ss”. willoughby: why am i stuck here at riverside military academy with these douches? moose: […]
- twooter
1) twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding “twooter”. 2) a person who visits hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a “twooter”. that twooter is slowing down my drink. give me another round at table 16.
- tabnesia
when your browser crashes and you can’t remember what tabs you had open. “oh no, firefox crashed! i know i had some important tabs open but now i can’t remember what they were! i have tabnesia.”
- tae mofo
not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack. wife: “how did you enjoy that m-ssage, sweetheart?” husband: “sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier.” wife: “what the h-ll is your problem?” husband: “girl i got a black belt in tae m-f-, you dig?”