rip a new asshole
1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. m-f-s who intend to do something really bad to someone’s hiney or -sshole. (literal threat)
i scolded my son and said that i was going to come after his wife and rip a new -sshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn’t send the girls dance pictures like she promised.
1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad m-f- does who intends to do something really bad to someone’s hiney or -sshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
i told my son that i was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new -sshole if she didn’t send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.
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