rip n’ dip

when you are wiping your -ss and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your p–py -rs-. most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
oh no!…my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip ‘n’ dip!!

if you cant see the p–p…smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip ‘n’ dip
you have s-x with a girl then you leave. you rip and then dip.
d-mn that girl is rip n’ dip, im gonna take her home tonight.
when you are wiping your b-tt and the toilet paper rips and your fingers get a dip in the p–p.
i was in panama and the cheap toilet paper kept ripping and my fingers kept getting dipped in my p–p so i kept getting rip n dip.
skating in large cities with homies and spots where there is security, cops etc, and getting tricks and diping before you get ticketed, tackled, taser etc.
” yo i got mad tricks down at this spot”

other friend:”how man that sh-t has been blown up for years” first dude:”i guess you need to learn how to rip n dip
rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action riping: of doing something gnarly/h-lla stella

then

2. dipping before indury, death, rape, std’s, getting busted by security or the po9

it is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1.mitch: i’m going to rip n’ dip this rail before security comes

2. poppin gainers of the cn tower into a pool of h-rny/hungry sharks with laser beams and std’s and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
to bang a chick and to leave right after
every girl i meet i ripndip
rip n’ dip – the act of stealing a females virginity, while being in a relationship with her then braking up with her afterwards.
leaving the girl emotional scarred, sometimes heart broken.
often earning you a bad rep with the ladys.
frank- “man, i dunno im not liking jessica’s att-tude. i think im going to brake up with her.”

edward – “bro, just rip n’ dip , get some p-ssy then brake up with her.”

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