rip-ter scale


a cl-ssification of farts reserved for those people who produce such foul odors or cataclysmic explosions that an earthquake is the first comparison to come to the mind of any bystander.
oh my g-d. mark just let out a 8.5 on the rip-ter scale. i could feel the vibration from over here.

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