Ripe Tits
when a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her t-ts become extremely firm and enjoyable. therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!
i just biked 40 miles.. when i got home in the shower i had a serious case of ripe t-ts!
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