Ripley’s Law
the longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.
guy 1: maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the gulf of mexico.
guy 2: dammit, i just got ripley’s law’d!
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