ripped a new asshole
the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original r-ct-m through the process of raging ripping.
person 1: hey, how’d you like the book i lent you?
person 2: i really liked the part when satan came up to you and ripped a new -sshole.
person 1: oh yeah. that was my favorite part as well.
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