ripped gooch
when the place between your genitals and your b-m hole rips.
susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black c-ck in swindon. good effort ian – but remember to always stretch first!
when you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.
ripped gooch!
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