ripple-bum
ripp·le·b-m rip-all-b-m(n.)
1. a b-m which has, engraved upon it, a ripple pattern, often a result of sitting upon textured or ridged surfaces for an extensive period of time.
2. a b-m which has a pattern upon it, akin to the side of a potato chip, like a ripple.
f: i sat on that bleacher for so long i got ripple-b-m!
k: holy cr-p!
or
k: hahaha!! what better way to start my day than seeing your rippled-potato-chip b-ms in my head lol xd i hope they’ve plumped right back up now hahah :d
f: lol! b-ms!
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