Rise up lights
what an american says when desiring to speak in an australian accent. sounds like “razer blades.”
guy 1: have you ever wanted to speak in an australian accent?
guy 2: dude yes!
guy 1: just say “rise up lights” and you’ll be saying “razor blades” in an australian accent!
guy 2: wow dude you’re right!
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