rishabhing
to sleep through a difficult cl-ss and still get an a in it. inspired by a boy of indian origin named rishabh, who has such smarts.
tom: rishabh, wake up!
rishabh: oh, sorry man. -yawn-
tom: what’s your grade in this cl-ss?
rishabh: an a!
tom: … i wish i could be rishabhing.
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