risk manager
typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager -ssesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey d-ck”
michael: yooo tom as risk manager, i’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
tom: thanks for asking michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, i’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.
michael: thanks tom
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