RIT
a relatively average nerdy college with a bunch of b-tchy, whiny, thirsty little boys who are b-tthurt they can’t get any since the girls here aren’t just dumb party sl-ts.
“dude do you go to rit?”
“yeah and i never even get laid i can’t believe it all the girls are just like “no i don’t wanna” like wtf bruh.”
sausage fest, …seriously.
a bikini party consisting of four girls and forty guys
r·i·t (är-áy-të) n.
1. a state of mind, a condition of pessimism, cynicism, or general hopelessness.
2. a powerful money reducing agent, second only to woman. can make a lifes savings dissapear, only to be transm-ted into bricks. also known as a moneypit.
3. a place that forces otherwise normal men to use desperate methods to get poon tang. can reduce a man’s standards in women to unacceptably low levels. can turn a man into a flaky b-tch.
“rit: ‘i spent $120,000 on what?'”
11,887 guys, 113 girls (4 hot, 109 monsters)
2,000 art students, 10,000 legitimate students
9,308 lan parties, 898,048 gallons alcohol, 12,498,203 lbs. marijuana, 12 broken elevators, 0 sunny days, 10 week quarters, 3.95 avg gpa, 323,897,108,304,103 bricks, 12,384,304,142 cigarettes, 9,301 anime junkies, 24 jocks, 5,603 that will make more money than you, 0 chance of getting laid.
1 big happy dysfunctional family
1. my deepest condolences that your sun is going to rit.
2. you went to rit because you couldn’t get -ss anyway, ad needed an excuse for sucking so much.
where the 10 point scale of rating how good women look is resorted to the p-ss fail system, because there are no 10’s or even 5’s on the campus. basically guys have the rit goggles…the equal of 2 beer goggles.
guy from rit ~that chick is hot
guy from penn state ~what are you talking about…
guy from rit ~oh sorry…must be the rit goggles
(n) synonym for unprotected s-x, glad you got in, sorry you came!
rit sucks!
the only place where computers outnumber the women. is this a bad thing??
woman1: i want to go to rit
woman2: what are you crazy? they’ll just plug you in!
“plug it in, plug it in.”
a. the only place where girls are compared to parking sp-ces; they are either taken or handicapped.
b. a safe haven for h-m-s-xuals, transvest-tes, and transgenders.
c. a place where zombies, werewolves, knights, mages, and other fantasy elements exist in real life and can openly congregate in very large numbers.
a. guy1: “hey, does that look good to you?”
guy2: “nope. looks handicapped.”
guy1: “darn, then we’ll have to go to another lot.”
guy2: “oh, i was talking about that rit girl.”
b1. person1: “i hate my dorm room. it’s too small.”
person2: “at least at rit the rooms might be small, but the closets are huge!”
b2. person1: “that chick is gorgeous! you see her rack?”
person2: “i think that’s a guy.”
person1: “are you a guy or a girl?”
chick:
person2: “d-mn, looks like we were both wrong. rit got us again!”
c. person1: “omg! i just saw link run by!”
person2: “na, that’s just some chick. it’s rit.”
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