Ritalin

a controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with add/adhd and some people in adulthood. some may call it “synthetic speed”.
i was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, i ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.
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a prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (add).
i used to be on ritalin, but i got knocked out when taking those.
drug for people on add, often crushed & snorted for a very cheap buzz. often called ritz
i borrowed my cuzins ritz, keen?
the “sit-down-and-shut-up” drug, often used in place of discipline.
i gave my child ritalin so he would sit down and shut up instead of acting like a kid.
a marginally effective drug that has a bad rep because commonly used by parents who should have worn a condom because their parenting skills are marginal at best, and as a result they drug their kids to keep them in control instead of just keeping them in line.
dipsh-t parent: i put my kid on ritalin because i’m such a f-ckwit that i would be up sh-t creek if i had to rely on my parenting skills.
add medicine containing methylphenidate which is a type of speed. if youre lacking energy and cant think of anything better to do than eat you gotta snort some of this. it will make you get up and do any kind of activity or ch-r- and actually make it an enjoyable experience. for a begginer snorting about 60 mg will do the job. i find it way better than adderall personally it gets me shaky, non fatigued, not hngry and energy and euphoria. you might experince a headache or tummy ache after and you might get grumpy. the good feeling will last like one or two hours after that you just kinda get anxiety and feel the need to be doing something
mom: go clean your room!
daughter: ugh im too tired
mom: i dont care!
daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)
1 hour later…….
mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house
daughter: me either!
ritalin is methylphenidate which is a type of speed.
guy1: gimme some ritalin… man…
guy2: no they are mine
guy1: f-ck… not even a little… man?
guy2: no, absolutly not you are not getting any of my ritalin.
guy1: f-ck… man
ritalin is a drug for people with add
its mentioned in greenday’s jesus of suburbia
‘on a steady diet of
soda pop and ritalin’