Rite aid
the store that’s always empty and has jacked up prices
it’ll be like rite aid on a thursday morning.
a place where all the cool kids from st. john’s pharmacy school work. responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking id’s for plan b, and reconst-tuting amoxicillin powders.
governed by the clever catch phrase “win them over; bring them back!”
john: wanna play ball tonight?
jack: nah man, i gotta work at rite aid tonight
john: sweet, can u pick me up some colace while you’re there?
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