Rite-aiding
the elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from rite-aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone’s doorstep to be discovered the next morning. this is an undertaking to be done to one’s friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.
me: i left a “world’s best mom” coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to “afternoon delight” inside!
friend: whoa dude, nice job rite-aiding!
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