ritiely
a taller very very beautiful girl, drop dead gorgeous the s-xiest girl alive very sweet very loving. she takes a while to warm up to you but she will. shy kinda kept to herself but she will open up to you. shes the girl guys dream about all around amazing girl looks brains personality and very sweet and caring. slightly confusing shel talk to you then all the sudden disapear. but shes the one
john: “is that a ritiely?”
joey: “no its just a stupid sally, i wish my gf was a ritiely im jealous john.”
john: “omg i love everything about you ritiely xx”
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