ritz maneuver
while in the act of having s-x, you pullout, take an entire pack of ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her p-ssy as you slam your d-ck inside her -ss while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
“hey karl, how was your night?”
“pretty good, thanks for asking kevin.”
“what did you do, karl?”
“i pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night.”
“wow, that sounds kind of….. ritzky.”
-both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that karl is now, without a doubt, single.-
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