river dick
it’s when you go into freazing water and you d-ck shrivels up…
john and i went to the river and it was so cold i got river d-ck…
a term refering to the stench of ones d-ck after being in a body of water, such as a river.
girl: hey whys that smell so funny?
guy: no worries, just a case of the river d-ck. ill go shower if you want..
girl: na i kinda like it…
guy: well – ok then…continue.
the term for a small p-n-s/crotch. the term originate’s from a male leaving the sea in his y-front’s and having a small crotch. the term can be used to describe someone whou you feel has a small p-n-s but act’s as if he has a large one. the “river” part of the word can be transferred to other word’s for the same small effect.
sunbather 1 – “hey look at that guy, he’s wearing tighty whitey’s that are obviously a size too small.”
sunbather 2 – “i know, it would be more bearable but he as such a riverd-ck.”
person 1 – “look at that guy acting like he’s all that.”
person 2 – “i know, i bet he’s got a right riverd-ck!”
person 1 – “these shoe’s don’t fit.”
person 2 – “are they rivershoe’s?”
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