River Falls


one of the greatest neighborhoods the world has ever seen. they have amazingly cool swim and tennis teams. they recently built a new pool, along with a sweet slide. if you are a member of this elite club, you are considered one of the top 1% of the coolest people in the world, a fact supported by the 2000 census, the usa today, and mtv.
river falls is the greatest place on earth.
river falls is a suburban town filled with college students, hicks, and alarmingly old people. everyone in this town thinks they are hood–ss-gangstas because of their close proximity to minneapolis,mn. grandma has spinners on her wheel-chair and junior has gold braces.
that wannabe, fake–ss, cracker must be from river falls.

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