Riverbend High School


n. an educational facility populated by a countless number of preps. home to bomb threats and seat belt checks on the same day.
a school full of b-tches and -ssholes with a few scatter black people here and there.
home to rockin’ soph-m-re, partying junior cl-ss, and fawn lakers.

variations: rhs, the bend (only used by teachers and losers), the rich school, riverbend
“man, you go to rhs? gosh, you must be rich!”

“you went to a riverbend party? holy sh-t, that musta rocked.”
a sh-tty name for a highschool, full of upper middle cl-ss kids who think they are rich, but are just conceited pr-cks. who have sh-tty parties and look to courtland kids for alcohol. every riverbend party gets busted and is usually filled with annoying b-st-rds.
1.i went to a riverbend party and i was the only one who had alcohol.
2.i went to a riverbend party and ended up running from the cops through a barb wire death pit which never ended.
i am a proud riverbend student and i am proud to say i buy my own liquor, and i’ve never asked a courtland kid to buy me alcohol. also every party ive had was fully stocked with alcohol, smoke, and chicks. so courtland obviously is not invited to the real riverbend spots, not the cr-ppy ones thrown by gay junior chicks who live in gated communities.
quad fest 05′
beach week 05′
high school in spotsylvania, va. full of laid back rich kids who know how to throw parties.

abbreviation: (rhs) -a.k.a: rich high school-

mascot: bears

status: upper middle – high cl-ss kids who actually know the difference between sparkling cider and beer.

quote: “you’ll know a riverbend student when he/she pulls up next to you in the latest car, and not some ancient hand-me- down.

benefits of being a student at riverbend: you’d know if you go there. (enough said)
most kids who attend rhs… riverbend high school

#1. fawn lake & whitehall (very big houses)

#2. fox chase (most populated)

#3. can actually spell the word river.

#4. do i even need to mention af, ae, aero, holli, or polo?
n. an educational facility populated by a countless number of preps. home to bomb threats and seat belt checks on the same day.
a school full of b-tches and -ssholes with a few scatter black people here and there.
home to a rockin’ soph-m-re cl-ss, a partying junior cl-ss, and fawn lakers.

variations: rhs, the bend (only used by teachers and losers), the rich school, riverbend
“man, you go to rhs? gosh, you must be rich!”

“you went to a riverbend party? holy sh-t, that musta rocked.”

“yo, you startin’ to act like an rhs kid!”

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