riverdance
an amazing show made up of all of the irish step dancing world champions. origonally started by micheal flatly and has continued into show like feet of flames and lord of the dance.
i went and saw riverdance last night
the motions a meth head would use when trying to stand still. this dance is purely unintentional by the meth head and is usually observed in the check out line in walmart around 3am. the dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.
yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he’s really doing a river dance.
the dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
“did you see that turtle in the river?”
“no.”
“hang on and i’ll try to get him to move…”
(slides, and splash…arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
“ooooo! aaaah! coooold!…hey, where’s the turtle?”
“um, i don’t think he liked your ‘river dance’!”
the most original dance created by europeans without borrowing from blacks. it allows you to play to your strengths. instead of moving rhythmically, you move arhymically. however the kicking and the pointing of the toes are pretty nifty looking.
ashley simplson did a jig riverdance on snl.
don cornelieus, the producer of “soul train” in an attempted to cater to the mainstream, came up with a new dance show called “the riverdance train”
verb : when two men dock up p-n-ses ( an uncirc-msized man pulls his forskin over the head of a circ-msized mans p-n-s )and a ginger stomps on it.
did that ginger broad stomp the dock? sh-t…she riverdanced all over it.
this s-xual move involves two people- gender makeup is irrelevant. one partner is bent over, the other is doing them from behind while standing, their hands on their own hips, jumping up and down and tapping their feet in a micheal flatley style jig. henceforth- riverdance.
jenny strapped it on, bent paula over the armrest and went to town, and when her friend savannah came into the room, she was so happy she started to riverdance.
the interconnected movements that const-tute the stereotyped portrayal of a h-m-s-xual man dancing.
alfonsito slapped his man toy gerardo’s b-ttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to river dance the night away.
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