Riverside

its what tupac’s character says in juice (1992) when he caps another hoodie under a bridge. side note: one of tupac’s best performances, on screen or off. wayne brady totally copied him on the chappelle show.
tupac: “riverside, motherf-cker”
riverside, ca (reeferside) is located in southern california. located an hour and a half from beaches, desert, and mountains. it is home to different races, stereotypes and incomes.

riverside contains many art galleries. known artists from riverside are jeff soto and lola. it is also home to the mission inn hotel, which hosts the annual festival of lights, a popular holiday attraction.

the riverside police dept is notorious for the death of tyisha miller, who was asleep in her car when police fired 24 shots at her. the rpd also suffered embarrasment for the former chief of police, russ leach.

riverside is a large city, with tons of palm trees and high temperatures. for a good time you have to go downtown. it is the only place you can barhop, or have anything to do at night. otherwise, a trip to la or the oc is needed.
riverside’s not that bad, but i’d rather live in huntington beach.
riverside, a west suburb of chicago. it is inhabitid be nothing other than rich white familys. the local highschool is a seedy place where the superintendent can be cought having an affair on schoolproporty (his desk, to be exact) and remain in office with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. maybe thats where the teenage girls of riverside learn there lessions, because they learned them well. you cant go a weekend without running into sl-ts, wannabe sl-ts, or the worst/youngest, the jh soon to be sl-ts. the streets look as if they were designed by a drunken man given a piece of paper and told to draw the wind. this town is a labyrinth of circling and twisting streets that love to cross themselves more than once. do not move here. or visit.
“hey look, its syphilis incarnate! wait, no, thats the riverside-brookfield student body president”
set that wayne brady claims after shooting ashy larry.
“riverside motherf-cker!”
scotts hangout in memphis, tn. better than orange mound.
yo homie, lets go back to river side, orange mound blows.
a town consisting of the black part of southwest detroit, ecorse, and river rouge. also one of the roughest parts of detroit, or for that matter the world.
i aint no b-tch or nohin’, but i’m scared of those riverside n-gg-s.

i know a lot of hispanics live there, but i live on the black side. riverside b-tch.
over-priced pub in newport, s wales thats boring and crud.
keith lets go play some john lennon on the jukebox at riverside.

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