riviting
when speaking to a girl and she responds with “riviting” you should immediately step it up or you will never get a second date.
coffee shop dwelling college guy: “i am experienced in all fields of computer science and just earned my doctorine for environmental studies so i can make a change in the world to curve the current heating trends throughout our planet’s outer ozone layer”
cute gal: “riviting.”
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