Rivlets
small, balled up pieces of s-m-n that collect in the p-b-s of lovers, post-coitus. these b-lls are often wiped away with a c-m rag, but are sometimes collected in altoids boxes and catalogued for posterity.
“man, that chick suzy started to eat my rivlets like mad but i stopped her so i could sling them into my rivlet satchel so as to remember the hot -n-l we had.”
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