Rizzle Kicks
an amazing english duo whose music varies between pop and rap. they’ve toured with ed sheeran as an opening act and are slowly gathering fame.
girl 1: hey have you heard of rizzle kicks?
girl 2: yeah i saw them last night at ed sheeran’s concert! they were so good!
rizzle kicks is and expression used in the gay community they are the highly pleasurable contractions of the sphincter experienced when one is being ‘rimmed’- i.e. having your -n-s tongued by a partner. skilled & experienced lovers can cause these contractions to progressively build to a level of -rg-smic ecstasy, sometimes even causing involuntary -j-c-l-t–n- this is known as ‘shampooing the rimmer’.
leon: i got multiple rizzle kicks from a gay hooker last night
keiran: i would have given you them for free
leon: your not skilled enough
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