rl-peen
rl – real life
peen – p-n-s
as opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet p-n-s, or ego.
e.g. – where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).
girl 1: omg i just felt stai’s c-ck while we were dancing!!
girl 2: like, his rl-peen??
girl 3: more like rl-schlock!!
girl 1: wait, you’ve felt his schlock too?!?!!??
girl 3: -blushes- oh honey, i’ve done more than just feel those jns guys schlocks..
girl 1: you f-cking snizz!!
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