Roach Revenge
i.e. when one attempts to kill a roach and fails.
after this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks “oh well…” and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.
a few moments later, you’re chillaxin’ and it’s business as usual. then, like a freakish bat out of h-ll, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your -ss and jumps all up on you! and crawls all over your sh-t! and your just runnin’ around whilst smacking yourself in an attempt to knock it off! and all h-llfire breaks loose and holy f-ck!!!
marty: (stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) … b-st-rd got away.
michael: don’t kill roaches.
marty: why, cuz they’ll come back to get me… (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
micheal: (moments later) roach revenge m-f-s! on your six matay!
marty: (frantic as the roach climbs his leg) huh… sh-tfire! get it off me! huaahhhhh!
micheal: what’d f-ck i tell you?
marty: shut up.
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