road bike


those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by p-ssers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear -ssociated with the sport of cycling.
alex: “like my road bike?”
mark: “yeah, but why go for the armstrong look?”
alex: “’cause you have the 60’s anquetil thing going on.”

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