Road-burned bratwurst


when your d-ck is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

dude 2: nah man, i’ve got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

Read Also:

  • gelo

    a cute guy and really fun guy to be with girl 1 ” hey look at that guy, he’s cute” girl 2 “oh yeah that’s gelo” gelos is the minor greek god of laughter. first mentioned by roman writer apuleius, though not known if gelos was considered a real god or was simply an invention […]

  • GEMM

    a beautiful , perfect girl from the ghetto grace miller – england that gemm is out lets all go see her

  • Screaming Whale

    when you walk up to a random person an main street and flick them in the ball sack and scream “whale!” and then sprint away. girl: dayumm he was hot! girls friend: go do the “screaming whale!” girl: ahh, yeah! perfect idea! -girl walks up to attractive male flicks him in the ball sack- girl: […]

  • lintastic

    the state of being filled or abundant with lint, as a dryer lint trap or one’s navel. other things could, conceivably, also attain the quality of being, literally or figuratively, “lintastic”. tai: ohhh! no-one ever cleans out the dorm dryers except me! person 2: it’s lintastic. tai: that it is.

  • screw around

    1.having frivolous s-x 2.playing, or wasting time 3.when someone is just kidding 1.mary is a sl-t because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows. 2.we didnt do anything, i was scr-w-ng around with some friends at the park. 3.don’t get mad i was just scr-w-ng around with you. to have intimate […]


Disclaimer: Road-burned bratwurst definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.