Road Gnat
a road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to p-ss nor cruise behind. they spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to p-ss.
many blame road gnats on obama and global warming. however, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
i should have been there an hour ago, but i got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
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