Road Milking


the act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.
my morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my honda and smiled. the initial flattery i felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

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