roadalingus
the act of giving or receiving c-nn-l-ng-s while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. this is the female counterpart to road head.
person a: that chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see harry potter 5: the order of the phoenix.
person b: oh nice! did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
person a: yeah, on the way to church.
person b: noice!
(v.) the act of c-nn-l-ng-s upon a female driver via a man/woman in the p-ssanger seat. based off of the traditional road head, this on-female action requires agility, planning and strategic maneuverability of ones limbs. specific leg placement and proper clothing is required.
bench seats are recommended. adding to degree of difficulty: stick shifts, bucket seats.
warning: urban legend has it that roadalingus has been performed on motorcycles with and without side cars. we do not recommend this.
i asked my girlfriend once for a blowey while driving home from the bar last weekend. naturally, she said no. i asked her if she wanted roadhead and she wondered if it was even possible. drunk, motivated and h-rny…anything is possible behind the wheel of a car. hence this new term for woman roadhead, roadalingus.
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