Roadblock

when an occasion is so popular/awesome that it gets crowded out with people so much that cars cannot drive down the road! usually a sign of good times and banging music.

festivals, carnivals, & live gigs are usually them main culprits
‘goin up to carnival can you drop me off in notting hill bredrin?’
‘get the tube man, its gonna be a roadblock!’

‘dr. dre doing a live free set in the asda carpark, get down there early, its gonna be a roadblock!’
when you and a friend are tag teaming a girl, he has
her from behind, you got her mouth. selfishly he shoots his load in her,
thus preventing you from using that road later.
oh man, me and nate were teaming this chick and blew his load, i just couldn’t get past that road block and stick mine in.
the act of one male putting his genitals, both d-ck and b-lls, into the mouth of another male or female.
example 1:
i heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

example 2:
steven: hey andrew. want to get roadblocked again?

andrew: sure!

steven: say “ahhhhh.”
a roadblock is set in place when a “friend” goes down a hallway with only one exit. you stand in the hallway upon their return and rip a stanky gas bomb. blocking their escape and leaving them stuck in the hallway until the air cleara or having to walk through the funky fart cloud you have created.
bill went into the closet to get a book. i followed him down the hall, and having chili for dinner i farted and left a roadblock for him. he had to read his book in the closet.
when giving -n-l the girl p–ps on your d-ck.
when we were having s-x she road blocked me
constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese
the mexican food from dinner last night gave me road block and ring sting! d-mn!
some one who blocks a road, or two, h-ll the whole town!!! is very ugly and fat, likes to ride bmxs and take advantage of ugly girls (ie:arthur/katie)
todd, and possibly jaime, but really its todd.. hah

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