Roadhouse

the greatest expression ever created in the entire universe, it can be used in any language and at any point in time. most commonly used after kicking the cr-p out of some or in awkward situations roadhouse is truly what will save our world
jeff: dude you are so ugly

don:( spin kicks him to the jaw then looks up into the camera and says roadhouse)
a bad-ss one word response that can be applied in a variety of situations.. for example: h-llo, goodbye, yes, no, f-ck yea, its a good possibility, i agree with what your saying, lets do it, that’s a nice flower blazer your wearing, what are you doing tonight, that could potentially be gay but im gonna go along with it, i don’t feel like paying 5 extra dollars so were getting keystone, ect.
guy 1- “dude, you fell down the stairs and p-ssed on the rug last night”

guy 2- “…roadhouse”
the act of kicking someone in the face in a patrick swazye manner.
made famous by bad-ss patrick swazye and by uber bad-ss peter griffin
after kicking someone in the face you immediatly say “roadhouse!”
a roadhouse is a tavern, inn, or the like, usually located outside city limits. it usually serves barbecue and alcohol for refreshments and possibly has some sort of live entertainment such as live music or exotic dancers. it was the subject of the single “roadhouse blues” by the doors, released on the alb-m morrison hotel in 1970.
“ah, keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
yeah, we’re goin’ to the roadhouse
gonna have a real a-good time”

~the doors, “roadhouse blues”
1) losing ones mind in a fit of justifiable anger.

2) state of mind leading to probable disproportionate violent response to causal situation.

typified by bug eyes, flailing arms, stomping feet and ridiculous primal screams. 5 year-olds often go road house when told to eat their vegetables or they’ll get no dessert.

from the movie road house, especially the end which culminates with dalton ripping out the throat of one henchman and murdering the rest while hunting down wesley.
bill showed up just in time for the meter maid guy to laugh in his face after writing a parking ticket. bill promptly went all road house.

bishopsumo went all road house when some dipsh-t urban dictionary editor rejected his definition.
a s-xual act or position in which the man (giving parter) lifts the woman (receiving partner) off the ground and up against a wall (solid object) in the missionary position and engages in intercourse; also known as the ‘suspended congress’ in the kama sutra.

this move is performed and popularized by patrick swayze in the 1989 film road house.
the pet-te college co-ed achieved a heightened -rg-smic climax after she was vigorously road-housed by the brawny football player.
(verb) a s-xual act in which the man (or giving parter) lifts the woman (or receiving partner) off the ground and up against a wall (or solid object) in the missionary position and engages in intercourse; a position also known as the ‘suspended congress’ in the kama sutra.

this move is performed and popularized by patrick swayze in the 1989 film road house.
the pet-te college co-ed achieved a heightened -rg-smic climax after being vigorously road-housed by the brawny football player.
beating, spin kicking, open hand smacking or back handing someone just before you front kick them out a window.
hey jimmy, if you don’t get on the phone right now, i am going to have e road house you down 3 flights of stairs.

or -mikey, you should road house that guy if he grabs your girlfriends b-tt again.
hey miggs, why did you let that little kid road house you in front of junior?
last night i roadhoused this wack job at the gas station because he thought his iroc z was sweeter because it had blue metallic paint- i smoked that fool

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