roadhouse barstool
it’s where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. you somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
p.s. normally only works on virgin schoolgirls.
yo, i got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. i gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
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